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View Article  Bushy Bearded PA Terrorist Fries Nicely, Like Bacon

Boo, hoo, hoo, hoo, another Palestinian terrorist is blown up.

Mahmoud Zahar,

 

 

 

 

 

an Islamic Jihad leader in Gaza with a riduculously bushy beard was killed by an Israel gunship today, predictably prompting Hamas and Islamic Jihad both to call for revenge and to announce that missile fire from Gaza into Israel would stop.  This is the standard reaction of the Palestinians to painful losses to their leadership—a false pledge to lay off whatever provoked the Israeli response, with absolutely no actual commitment to do so, as well as formally keeping open all other options, e.g., suicide bombers, attacks from the West Bank, sniper fire, etc. 

 

Israel, nonetheless, usually relents at this point, making some lame announcement that its latest offensive has demonstrated deterrence or prompted restraint from the Palestinians.  This is of course ludicrous, and as long as the Israelis continue to play this idiotic game the Palestinians will continue to win.  Having dealt the Palestinians a couple painful blows in the last two days, now is the time to step up the pressure and not relent, to include bombardments with artillery of any Palestinian military targets identified, without limiting fire due to civilian presence.  This won’t happen, but if it did, Israel might begin to turn things around. 

 

View Article  Interesting Comment on Gaza Attacks and Retaliation
This comes from Iris.org     http://www.iris.org.il/#blog  an Israeli blog.  The piece is titled "Israel Resumes Longstanding Practice of Retailating Against ...   more »
View Article  Next Time Try a Milkbone

 

 

These photos come courtesy of the AP and their story about the Saint Bernard puppy, pictured above with vet, who swallowed a 13 inch serrated knife and lived to tell about it.  The pup, Elsie, plans a "tell all" book and publicity tour following the dramatic consumption and removal of said knife. 

As the owner of a voracious lab mix, who has eaten just about everything but a knife, I know how these things happen.  To a big hungry dog a knife might look like a delicious treat.  Why not give it a try.  Knife--it's what's for dinner.

 

View Article  More Hard on the Eyes Democrat Women in the News

Photo 2

Continuing with our theme today of hard-on-the-eyes Democrat women, we come to the frightening Hillary Clinton, who with typical political ...   more »

View Article  Good News On Iraq!

The good news on Iraq today is former Secretary of State Madeline Albright’s gloomy predictions regarding the war.  Albright, perhaps the least qualified and most inept Secretary in the nation’s history, did almost nothing right during her tenure, and was almost uniformly mistaken on in her perceptions and recommendations.  She was a perfectly Clintonesque appointment, weak, easily manipulated, politically correct and generally feckless. 

 

Like many left-wing mandarins, from Hillary Clinton to Al Gore, the veracity of her statements is exactly inverse to their supposed point.   She intones:

 

"there are no good options at this point and the worst days may be ahead of us" and 

"Instead of winning friends for America, it has poisoned our relations with many countries in the Mideast and the Muslim world," Albright told a conference on the role of citizens in shaping the nation's image abroad.

This is the sort of blather uttered by college freshman at “anti-war” rallies; generalized, uninformed, trite.  It’s remarkable that such a person led the nations foreign policy establishment for years.  But as a marker her comments are useful.  We can count on her being wrong.  Therefore, the future is probably relatively bright.

 

 

View Article  Palestinians Launch Offensive--Israel Finally Shoots Back (a little)

Palestinians inspecting a damaged car after an Israel Air Force strike killed four Hamas men and wounded nine people in Gaza on Sat. (Reuters)

Boo hoo, Palestinian children inspect car destroyed in retaliation for massive Palestinian rocket attacks on Israel.  Oh, a few Hamas ...   more »

View Article  Hamas Blows Itself Up at Rally

This is the scene after an Hamas truck carrying long range rockets intended for use against Israel exploded during a rally in Gaza.  The explosion killed at least 19 people, including high ranking Hamas commanders and children who routinely congregate at these idiotic celebrations.  Of course, Hamas "blamed Israel" for the explosion.  What the Israelis should do, but won't, is drop a few cluster bombs on one of these rallies.  That would not only be a legitimate attack under the laws of war, but might give the Palestinians cause to rethink the whole rally idea.  That might give Palestinian youngsters something more productive to do.

View Article  Palestinians Bombardment Begins

I haven’t been writing on this blog much, due to a number of factors, such a the site simply being ...   more »

View Article  Sick of Hurricane Hype

 

Here’s a question—how many people will die or suffer injury as a result of panicked evacuations due to the hype surrounding Hurricane Rita.   Two dozen elderly patients were essentially blown up in their evacuation bus when a fire aboard caused their oxygen tanks to detonate.  Many other people, according to various new reports either fell ill or perhaps also died, as a result of being caught in massive traffic jams around Houston and Galveston in 100 degree heat.  I’m not making light of being caught in a hurricane (a century ago Galveston suffered thousands of casualties in a massive storm), but the panicked hype that now routinely seems to accompany these storms, which are inevitable in the fall, is getting out of hand.  With the exaggerated coverage and political blowback from Katrina, government officials, rather than exuding calm, have joined the mob, ordering evacuations, deploying thousands of troops, declaring emergencies before emergencies exist.  Here’s another prediction—Hurricane Rita will blow over with little more damage than local coastal flooding and power outages.  The only significant fatalities will come from people killed in evacuations. 

View Article  Who Is This Guy?
 
Reuters
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A U.S. soldier guards the scene of a suicide bombing in Baghdad.

 

This caption appeared in the above Reuters photo.  What’s wrong with the picture?  Well the American soldier isn’t American at all.  He’s an Iraqi.  Not a terrible mistake by Reuters (the new agency which won’t call a terrorist a terrorist) but still a bit careless.  How do I know this guy is an Iraqi.  Well for one thing he’s carrying an AK-47.  Secondly, his camouflage uniform doesn’t look quite right—either not exactly the US pattern, or maybe it’s just too damn new looking.  Also his helmet lack a camo covering which is pretty standard. 

 

What is interesting though, is just how hard it is to tell this guy apart from US troops.  And this is not the only instance.  The US provides so much military aid around the world that there are many places where it might be difficult to distinguish American troops from the locals.  Eventually, this might cause confusion, if we ever end up fighting some of these guys.  But for now, it’s just a matter of  confusing reporters.


 

View Article  Another Prediction (Unfortuately) True

Debka.com reports that Israel Prime Minister Ariel Sharon placed the dovish Shimon Peres in charge of security for the evacuated ...   more »

View Article  Ring II--Flush It

 

Mmmm, Naomi     Poor Samara              Dead Guy

 

The Ring II is a pale imitation of the original, as I ...   more »

View Article  British Brutally Crush Riots in Occupied Territories!

That would be the headline in a British newspaper if these riots had taken place in Israel—accept that they ...   more »

View Article  John Roberts--Not a Lawyer's Lawyer

The Washington Post has an interesting article today on Supreme Court nominee John Roberts, noting his “superstar” lawyer background, but also remarking on the fact that he “never filed a lawsuit, addressed a jury, cross-examined a witness, took a deposition, or negotiated a deal.  He never advised a client on a tax return, a plea bargain, a restraining order, a will or a divorce.  If he ever got into a confrontation with opposing counsel, no one seems to remember it.”  This is remarkable, and unfortunately somewhat predictable.  Also predictable is that somehow Roberts, despite not actually practicing law the way a million other lawyers do, got the reputation as “a lawyer’s lawyer.”

 

This is a phenomenon I think I discussed before on this blog relating to Vincent Bugliosi’s book “Outrage” about the O.J. Simpson trial, where Bugliosi points out that many of the so called “superstar” lawyers on the case were actually rather mediocre, but got there “reputations” simply on the say-so of attorney cronies. 

 

Unfortunately, actually practicing law, doing all the tasks listed above, all of which, for example, I have done, but Roberts has not, has got diddly to do with being a Supreme Court judge.  Nor does it have anything to do with being a law professor, government lawyer (in many cases) or (in many cases) even a big firm corporate lawyer.  Yet these are the folks (for the most part) pulling down huge salaries, with lifetime tenure, TV talking heads, and supposed “stars” of the profession. 

 

This is a facet of the profession’s ingrained elitism, which begins in law school, and basically channels careers from there.  That law school is, as far as giving you a real feel for practicing law, largely a joke, doesn’t much matter.  The other odd thing about law school is that many of the seemingly dullest students, end up at the top of the class.  These are the folks who then go on to numbingly make, interpret and influence the law from universities, judicial benches and corporate offices.  Their utter mediocrity is evident in the poorly reasoned decisions that emanate from courts around the country, crappy corporate governance,  and Alzheimer inducing law classes.

 

Roberts does apparently have a notable talent, and that is arguing appellate cases.  That is no small thing, it’s a specialized skill and that is prized in law schools (where it is the basis of moot courts).  Obviously, it gets you in front of judges on a regular basis, and is regarded by the law school excelling “elite” of the profession as the exemplar of talent.  It is not, and has little or no application to the day-to-day work of a lawyer, or the life of the judicial system or clients.  But it’s good enough to make you Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

View Article  Cheri Blair--Much Dumber and Uglier than a Lemur
Cherie Blair
 

Cheri Blair recently discussed her multifaceted interests and concerns with the British press.  She noted, shockingly, that Islam’s stance on women “can be oppressive”.  This was a stunning and major insight that nobody in Great Britain had thought of before.  Most British had been too busy watching a weeklong marathon screening of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey make a giant bread pudding in a swimming pool, dressed in a speedo.   Blair is considered by many in Britain to at the pinnacle of social and political thought for their fetid nation, although that’s like saying you’re the Gordon Ramsey of international cuisine.  A couple of years ago, after 19 Israelis were blown up by a suicide bomber, she announced that “young Palestinians had no hope but to blow themselves up” a brilliant analysis of the entire Mideast conflict.  After her statement, thousands youngsters applied to Britain for hand grenades to blow themselves up, following Ms. Blair’s advice.  She then revised her stance to instruct the Palestinians only to blow themselves up if the could kill lots of Jews. 

 

On a related matter, Ms. Blair announced that she had always been fascinated by Islam (of course, who isn’t), smelling her own farts, and  eating hay.  She announced that as a young woman she wanted to marry a Raja, copulate with an elephant and  become a lemur.  Above is an artist’s rendition of what Ms. Blair would look like as a lemur.  Lemurs interviewed for this piece, by the way, opposed Ms. Blair joining their species, on the grounds that she lacked sufficient intellect by standards governing the world  outside Great Britain.

View Article  My Prediction Proved True

My September 5 post on Hurricane Katrina casualties (just below) correctly predicted that estimates of up to 10,000 deaths were wildly exaggerated.  Today, in an above-the-fold headline “Death Toll of 10,000 Now Called Unlikely” the Washington Post reports that claims of thousands of dead hidden within houses or under water in New Orleans are simply false. 

 

“Some of the catastrophic deaths some people have predicted may have not occurred” according to a quote in the paper from Col. Terry Ebbert, the city’s director of homeland security.  The use of the word “may” here is still a sick joke.  The catastrophic deaths did not occur.  A few hundred people probably perished, which is tragic, but not the many thousands so many officials irresponsibly predicted.  The predictions were then bandied about with an almost equal lack of circumspection by new outlets across the country.  Indeed, the wild estimates of killed and missing will no doubt become the “accepted truth” even though it is totally false.

 

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View Article  Wild Estimates on Katrina Fatalities?

How many more victims like this one?

I’m going to take a guess on the fatalities in the New Orleans...   more »

View Article  White Noise: EVP--Make Room for FVP

“White Noise” is a decent horror/ghost story flick, in which Michael Keaton, a handsome and improbably successful architect is haunted ...   more »

View Article  Egypt's Ulterior Motive--From Washington Post

For those that missed this, which is probably almost everyone in the world, below is my letter to the editor regarding Egypt from the Washington Post’s August 25, 2005 edition.  I wrote it in response to an article on the Gaza withdrawal that suggested Egypt would have a strong interest in restricting weapons smuggling into the area.

Egypt's Ulterior Motive


Thursday, August 25, 2005; Page A18

David Makovsky's column ["Risks and Rewards in Gaza," op-ed, Aug. 10] begged an important question regarding weapons smuggling from Egyptian Rafah into the Gaza Strip: Where do all those weapons come from? This is an issue that the Israelis, the Egyptians and the Quartet -- the United States, Russia, the European Union and the United Nations -- have ignored.

Mr. Makovsky asserted that Egypt "has an interest in preventing Gaza from becoming an Islamist state," but this is hardly clear from Egyptian actions. Rather, Egypt seems content to use the relatively vast and distant Sinai as a pressure valve to divert radical Islamists from its heartland. Although the Sinai is sparsely populated and mostly a closed security zone, Islamist and Palestinian terrorists have had a relatively free hand in smuggling weapons into Egyptian Rafah and have been able to launch several spectacular terror strikes there. Egyptian security forces have yet to capture those responsible for the attacks.

Fighting radical Islamists with one hand while appeasing them with the other is a well-known tactic in Arab and south Asian countries -- witness not only Egypt but Saudi Arabia, Syria and Pakistan. It is far from clear that Egypt would view a distant and isolated Islamist Gaza, hard on Israel's border, as a bad thing.

JONATHAN F. KEILER

Bowie

View Article  The True Story of Mohammed al-Dura--The Boy Who Never Was

Mohammed al-Dura, the Palestinian-Arab boy supposedly killed by Israeli fire in the first days of the so-called second intifada immediately ...   more »

View Article  CAIR Attempts to Force Schools to Recognize Muslim Religious Practice

This article (which probably won't link up despite a week of "maintenance" on this webserver) discusses the Council on American-Islamic Relations  ...   more »

View Article  William Renquist Tod

William Renquist vorher er starb.

 

Der Hauptrichter des USA William Renquist ist Tod.  Er hat Schilddruesse Krebs.  Er war einige der einflussreiche Richer in der Geschichte des USA, und auch eininge der langste im Dienst.  Sein Tod ist auch eine Gelengenheit und Problem fuer President Bush.  Er musste eine Vorschlag fuer neue Richer machen, dauerte ein Kampf jetz uber der Ersetzung Richter Sandra Day O’Conner.  

View Article  Lance's Banned Substances
AC defeats German rider JU
 
I received the following a few days ago from my cousin Danny.  I don't know who actually wrote it, but it's very clever.  I would only add, with respect to the supposed discovery of banned substances in Lance Armstrong's six year old urine:  Why would the anti-Christ and Supreme Ruler of All that is Vile and Unholy need supplements to outperform--he just uses magic.
 
"PARIS, France -- Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France
victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by
what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances
were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning
the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste,
deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75
years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as
saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be
ok throughout Europe." Along with these three banned substances, French
authorities also found several other interesting items that they have never
seen before, including a backbone and testicles."
View Article  Some Random Comments on Hurricane K

 

 

It would do to remember that this storm wrecked New Orleans, not state, federal or local governments.

 ...   more »

View Article  Geraldo to the Rescue!

In homage to that great American and journalist, Geraldo Rivera, I present above a collage of great Geraldo moments and images.  Usually, when you do a Google search for images, even for a relatively famous person, you’ll only get a few.  With Geraldo there are pages and pages, literally thousands of images of all varieties, because he is, to put it mildly, one of the world’s most important people—maybe THE most important person. 

 

He demonstrated this elegantly and passionately last night on FOX News’ coverage of Hurricane Katrina.  I presume Geraldo has also done yeoman’s work on other nights but I’ve only watched this once—still it’s enough to insure his place in the pantheon of history’s greats.

 

All the television networks decried the supposedly slow federal response to the disaster (I have more to say on this but will do so in another post.)  Geraldo seemed to reinforce this point when he personally summoned the 4th Infantry Division from Fort Hood, Texas, to aid the flood victims in Louisiana.  What the President and the Secretary of Defense could not do in nearly a week, Geraldo accomplished with a phone call.  How?  The 4th Infantry Division is his personal friend—that’s right, the whole division.  He got to know the division in Iraq, and it will do anything for him.  With just a few words, Geraldo had the divisional aviation wing flying sorties over flooded New Orleans, and convoys of supply trucks rolling in.  Even the FOX newscasters admitted that the entire rescue effort should be turned over to Geraldo—who can get things done!

 

Later Geraldo was asked about the security situation where he was—somewhere between New Orleans and Baton Rouge.  Geraldo reported that around him it was fine, because all of the police and security forces in the area had immediately “rallied to him” upon his arrival, as is he due of course, Napoleon of the airwaves that he is.   Geraldo wasn’t packing heat himself—which he has been known to do, like during his reporting from Afghanistan—but it’s good to know that if one of the cops caught one for Geraldo, that the great man himself could easily wield an M-16, MP-5 or Glock and fight off single-handedly whatever threat showed itself. 

 

Geraldo is a walking tribute to not only himself but America.  A proud Jewish-Puerto Rican-American hero, with a smile that won’t quit, a body that rivals Michelangelo’s David, and a mind as supple and creamy as Kool-Whip—he is the embodiment of all that is right and good in this nation. 

 

I’ve spent a lot of time on this blog demonizing cancer survivor and Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong as the anti-Christ.  Lance, meet your opposite—Geraldo Rivera—a man so wondrously in love with himself, that just being near him, or even watching him on television, spreads love and hope everywhere.  If Jesus hadn’t already come and been crucified, I would swear to the Almighty the Geraldo was him—maybe, just maybe, he really is?!